Lighten the mood

[Stephen]

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Machete Saves Christmas... Again

 

[UNSTUCK]

True Story:

Mary and I were walking through the Targeting in WVC tonight. We got to the electronics area and one of the tvs was blasting a song super loud. Some chick rapper. Kept saying over and over “ I hate ni**as”. Then “f*** all the ni**as” over and over. We walked past the cashier guy and I told him he should do something about the music. He said “we would if we could”. It had been playing over and over for a long time. 😂

 

[TurboMinivan]

This made me think of @mbryson:

 

[Magerdgr]

My life in a nutshell.

 

[moab_cj5]

 

[Asbjorn]

I think many of us can relate!

 

[Stephen]

 

[4x4_Welder]

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They need a meat layer for full effect. Scotch eggs are pretty awesome.

 

[Jesser04]

 

[moab_cj5]

 

[Kevin B.]

 

[Kevin B.]

 

[DAA]

I had to Google NFT. They're rife with gender bias. Just read it on the net. Cancel 'em!!

- DAA

 

[Kevin B.]

 

[Hickey]

 

[rholbrook]

 

[jeeper]

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I’ve wanted to try this on a dirtbike for years. I have dreamed of a tilt bed equipment trailer with a small kicker on front. Pull up to ride, tilt the trailer, and jump your own truck. Tilt down and head home.

 

[rholbrook]

 

[johngottfredson]

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My father in law passed away one year after I got married, but he was known for his repertoire of dad jokes. Once the subject of polygamy came up and he said he didn’t understand how it could work, since his bible says “No man can serve two masters.” Classic.

I’ve used that one a time or two when I’ve worked with polygamists, you know, to break the ice. Their culture must not appreciate dad jokes, cause I was always laughing harder than them.

 

[Spork]