The non-peasant (iPhone) one is funny too
Lighten the mood
- Thread starter rholbrook
- Start date
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
- Location
- Bountiful, land of rocks
- Location
- Stinkwater
... pot, kettle, something something...
Reminds me of when I went in to get Lasik/PRK all the eye docs and surgeons there were wearing glasses.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
You look smarter wearing glasses. Much like holding an Android phone. It's a thing.Reminds me of when I went in to get Lasik/PRK all the eye docs and surgeons there were wearing glasses.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
I found Chances next 3d print.
I’ll take one or two please
johngottfredson
Threat Level Midnight
- Location
- Alpine
TWO!!? Now you’re just showing off. Go get em tiger.
@jeeper keeps a pineapple on his porch
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Come on man. This is Utah. He just needs one for each sister wife.
One of the drivers that dropped off my dumpsters had never been this far west. He was really looking forward to seeing some of the Mormon population. It crushed his soul when he realized that I was a Mormon and somewhat of a regular person. He was very disappointed to find out that the many wives thing Isn’t happening.
johngottfredson
Threat Level Midnight
- Location
- Alpine
I’ve seen some polygamy wives. I’d choose eternal hell before I tapped those broads.
- Location
- Never Far From Nowhere
It's always funny to travel out of the region, back east in particular, and see peoples reactions when they find out you're from Utah. The lack of knowledge not just of Mormons, but of the West in general is staggering. I was in Florida once and a guy at a bar legitimately wanted to know if I lived in a log cabin with an outhouse.
Some chicks in Tahoe thought we were cruising around in horse-drawn carriages still. That’s not THAT far from Utah to be still be so oblivious lol
Spork
Tin Foil Hat Equipped
- Location
- Saratoga Springs, UT
I hope you told him yes...
- Location
- Never Far From Nowhere
I told him that the horned Mormons who live on the reservations around Provo do, but the Gentiles lived in modern houses just like him.I hope you told him yes...
- Location
- West Bountiful, UT
My Grandpa had small triangular indentations on either side of his forehead from over zealous use of forceps during his birth. When he would travel back east he would show them to people and tell them that's where he had his horns removed.
- DAA
- DAA
UNSTUCK
But stuck more often.
Try telling people you’re from Alaska. Living in igloos and speaking Russian. 🙄
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River