My converstion with brett today...

Cody

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Here is the beginning of it....

Cody says:
well, really brett, do you think that I could honestly be their progeny being that I'm a half foot taller than them? I'm obviously sent from a higher power with some sort of higher purpose

Brett says:
woah, like superman....sent from another planet to protect humanity huh?

Cody says:
it's only fitting that hippies would raise the man who will single handedly eliminate all hippies from the planet

Cody says:
or J*sus

Cody says:
it's like Hitler's parents were jews. Same thing, except my purpose is for the greater good

Brett says:
well, you're still planning on the elimination of millions of hippies

Brett says:
gonna make all natural bread out of them?

Cody says:
bird feed

Brett says:
hmm......could be quite the excellent use of them. naturally fed hippies in turn feed the birds with natural food.....it's like nature in a full circle

Cody says:
it's how my creator intended

Brett says:
well, good luck with your holocaust!




Brett says:
well, good luck with your holocaust!

Cody says:
it's no holocaust. it's more of a genocide

Cody says:
think of it like this. Say you have a kick ass burger. If you put a tomato on it you ruin it. Take the tomato off, and after a bit you can't even taste the tomato-ey residue anymore.

Cody says:
well, society is like a burger, and hippies are like tomato's

Brett says:
I'm a dirty effin hippy, I don't understand. (edited by me to more accurately convey what Brett meant)

Cody says:
so, after we eliminate hippies, we'll still have a little hippy residue as a result of their unlawful and disghusting breeding, but after a generation or two, there will be no more hippy taste to our burger. everyone is happy

Cody says:
what? how else could I explain it?

Cody says:
it's really for the greater good you see. thats why I'm using you to infiltrate the hippie ranks. You'll be a martyr and a hero for generations. You'll change society like the printing press.

Brett says:
OK, how do we begin

a little later...the mass poisening.

rett says:
ahhh, i see.......spread it throughout the population and let the plague spread. Suddenly, the town of Moab no longer has any year residents!
Brett says:
year round*
Cody says:
very true. creates more supply than demand on housing, housing prices go down to meet demand, everyone wins
Brett says:
Ah, the benefits are quite overwhelming

lol
 
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Brett

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I tried....but it wasn't enough

Brett says:
I think I just about killed myself on that one.......sucked energy drink directly into the lungs cause of that
 

Cody

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wait a tick....I almost get brett to commit suicide and become a a martyr and you rank me below drum circles? What gives?
 

EROK81?

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wait a tick....I almost get brett to commit suicide and become a a martyr and you rank me below drum circles? What gives?

Hey now, he said it not me. If it were me I'd rate you just below or equal to female armpit hair.
 

EROK81?

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timpanogos

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well, maybe it's time to come out of the closet ... I was born in the 50's ... a child of the 60's ... I starting to become offended
 
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