Here is the beginning of it....
a little later...the mass poisening.
lol
Cody says:
well, really brett, do you think that I could honestly be their progeny being that I'm a half foot taller than them? I'm obviously sent from a higher power with some sort of higher purpose
Brett says:
woah, like superman....sent from another planet to protect humanity huh?
Cody says:
it's only fitting that hippies would raise the man who will single handedly eliminate all hippies from the planet
Cody says:
or J*sus
Cody says:
it's like Hitler's parents were jews. Same thing, except my purpose is for the greater good
Brett says:
well, you're still planning on the elimination of millions of hippies
Brett says:
gonna make all natural bread out of them?
Cody says:
bird feed
Brett says:
hmm......could be quite the excellent use of them. naturally fed hippies in turn feed the birds with natural food.....it's like nature in a full circle
Cody says:
it's how my creator intended
Brett says:
well, good luck with your holocaust!
Brett says:
well, good luck with your holocaust!
Cody says:
it's no holocaust. it's more of a genocide
Cody says:
think of it like this. Say you have a kick ass burger. If you put a tomato on it you ruin it. Take the tomato off, and after a bit you can't even taste the tomato-ey residue anymore.
Cody says:
well, society is like a burger, and hippies are like tomato's
Brett says:
I'm a dirty effin hippy, I don't understand. (edited by me to more accurately convey what Brett meant)
Cody says:
so, after we eliminate hippies, we'll still have a little hippy residue as a result of their unlawful and disghusting breeding, but after a generation or two, there will be no more hippy taste to our burger. everyone is happy
Cody says:
what? how else could I explain it?
Cody says:
it's really for the greater good you see. thats why I'm using you to infiltrate the hippie ranks. You'll be a martyr and a hero for generations. You'll change society like the printing press.
Brett says:
OK, how do we begin
a little later...the mass poisening.
rett says:
ahhh, i see.......spread it throughout the population and let the plague spread. Suddenly, the town of Moab no longer has any year residents!
Brett says:
year round*
Cody says:
very true. creates more supply than demand on housing, housing prices go down to meet demand, everyone wins
Brett says:
Ah, the benefits are quite overwhelming
lol
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