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Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a...

Absolutely a perfect time to take up drinking.......Look, you can be just like me!!!

I think it's great that he's offering a hot tub to the first 73 people that sign up and register. Thanks Greg!!!

* A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I...

Man, I hope I didn't ruffle your feathers. Wasn't my intentions.....Lets get back to the original question, do you ever get to call them up and say "Houston, we have a problem"? :D Here, have some popcorn.....

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I'd like to buy a couple. Pleeeeeeaaase!!!!!!!

Does your Dad still need blood???

I guessing that one went right over your head??? Apollo 13...... :confused: I keep forgetting that everybody's not quite as old as I am. ;)

First off, you need to buy one of these hats.... The number is optional. Then you stand out in the woods and alternate between whistling, like you do for a dog, and your elk calling. "Here elk, elk, elk!!! HTH. Good luck!!! :D

Do you ever get to call them up and say "Houston, we have a problem"? :D

Dude, I didn't know things were sucking so bad. Bummer!!! Welcome to the UP!!!

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the...

I'll say!!! So, you want me to come beat some sense into you when?

Couldn't you tell them apart by thier..........ah forget it. :eek3: Back to the subject. Carry on.....

Did you name him Ronald? :D

Do you really want to name your daughter after some has been actor/dead president? If I ever see your daughter, that's all I'll think about. :ugh: My votes for Nicole!!! Or: LaQuisha Chantelle Mildred Pearl Dweezil Moonunit Just don't name her after some fish or cartoon...

This I've got to see.

Over on another forum, they're saying it's god's fault. Personally I don't believe in god, so I'm blaming it on the wind. :ugh: