I hate Craigslist Lowballers...

[glockman]

Question,
if you posted an add for a heavily modified vehicle, listing all modifications in detail and got the following text, what would you think,

"How long have you had it for? Any repairs or maintenance? "

 

[Spork]

Just reply... Yes 🤣

 

[jeeper]

I’d make up the most ridiculous things possible.
-Never needed an oil change, because it has 100,000 mile oil in it.
-tires are full of helium, which are guaranteed never to get a flat or wear out
-has air brake system, so it stops as good as a semi truck

 

[glockman]

I assumed it was a scammer, told them to stuff their code. Turns out they were a real buyer, not a scammer.

 

[Coco]

I assumed it was a scammer, told them to stuff their code. Turns out they were a real buyer, not a scammer.

They shouldn't ask such stupid questions then... 🤷‍♂️

 

[SnwMnkys]

They shouldn't ask such stupid questions then... 🤷‍♂️

Stupid questions are my favorite. Especially math based ones.

 

[Brad J]

"How long have you had it for? Any repairs or maintenance? "

I've had a couple of these this week that asked these same questions. I tell them it's all in the add. They want me to pay $25 for a Carfacts history report from autohistorypaper.com. They will add the $25 it to the full asking price and give me a time that they'll get it once they leave work early. Yeah sure. Sounds good.

 

[glockman]

I've had a couple of these this week that asked these same questions. I tell them it's all in the add. They want me to pay $25 for a Carfacts history report from autohistorypaper.com. They will add the $25 it to the full asking price and give me a time that they'll get it once they leave work early. Yeah sure. Sounds good.

I've had the same thing, that's why I was sure it was a scam and I was a dick. I told them to not sound like a scammer if they want to get an honest response.

 

[Coco]

People cant be bothered to read anymore... Right in the ad it states '8x170 bolt pattern' hell I take it a step further and say what vehicles they will fit (Ford F250/350)!!

 

[SnwMnkys]

People cant be bothered to read anymore... Right in the ad it states '8x170 bolt pattern' hell I take it a step further and say what vehicles they will fit (Ford F250/350)!!


I had a dude buy 8 lug Pro comps from me and he was putting them on a Mercedes SUV. He said he was just going to buy wheel adapters.

 

[UNSTUCK]

I think I'll start adding the stupid text screen shots to my photo list on my ads as I receive them.

 

[jeeper]

 

[Tebbsjeep]

 

[glockman]

This was funny, at least to me.

 

[Coco]

 

[Gravy]

I'm selling a bike. In my one ad it says no trades. I've gotten seperate offers for a busted A4 AND a busted 330xi AND a busted 1998 CR250r. Say what you will about millennials... these people have got balls. Haha

 

[jeeper]

Send me the deets for that 98 cr 😁

 

[Gravy]

Send me the deets for that 98 cr 😁

He wants 4+k worth of trade/ cash for it. You don't want it.

 

[Gravy]

Here's the guy that showed up to trade a bike with me today.
He said his was nice.
Ummm...
No thanks.
At least he was gracious about knowing what it was.

 

[Tacoma]

why did he think that was nice? Sheesh