- Location
- Stinkwater
I don't remember when I started calling him that. It kinda stuck. I'm hoping that in 10 years when he's out doing stupid teenager stuff with his friends, they call him Boogerface too.
Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
- Start date
clfrnacwby
Recovery Addict
- Location
- NV
What do mushrooms and I have in common?
We're both fun-guys!
We're both fun-guys!
sixstringsteve
Well-Known Member
- Location
- UT
i've never heard of curium. I need to go back to school.
The Chicken, Horse and the Harley
stolen from the interweb.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched
for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition,
the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on
the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink
and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would
then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)
'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!
stolen from the interweb.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched
for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition,
the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on
the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink
and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would
then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)
'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!
- Location
- The Village of Kay
You want to hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in the mud.
You want to hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bath.
You want to hear another clean joke?
The boy took a bath with bubbles.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is his next door neighbor.
A boy fell in the mud.
You want to hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bath.
You want to hear another clean joke?
The boy took a bath with bubbles.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is his next door neighbor.
- Location
- Draper, UT
Why do cemeteries have fences??
because people are just dying to get in.
because people are just dying to get in.
one of my dads favorites.
Chase39
Active Member
- Location
- West Valley City, UT
Whats the difference between a knife and a womans argument?
The knife has a point.
The knife has a point.
@Tacoma !!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Location
- Stinkwater
Why do kings have royal seals?
Because royal walruses smell bad.
How do you stop a rhinoceros from jumping on the bed?
Put superglue on the ceiling.
Because royal walruses smell bad.
How do you stop a rhinoceros from jumping on the bed?
Put superglue on the ceiling.
Love it!