Lame Joke Thread

[glockman]

How do you organize a space party?


Planet.

 

[mesha]

What is a retards favorite detergent?




Downy.

 

[mesha]

Why do I love dead baby jokes so much?



They never get old.

 

[TRD270]

What is a retards favorite detergent?




Downy.

Why do I love dead baby jokes so much?



They never get old.

You're going to rot in hell, but so am I

 

[Kevin B.]

My wife hates dead baby jokes, and I make a point of bringing her new ones every chance I get. When I asked her that she thought I was serious, which made her face when I hit her with the punchline even better.

It's a good thing I don't have much life insurance, I think.

 

[bryson]

 

[glockman]

How do you find Will Smith with a city map.

The legend.

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[Kevin B.]

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Ten ants, of course.

 

[TJDukit]

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Ten ants, of course.

You're dumb

 

[TRD270]

My friend David lost his ID, now we just call him Dave

 

[glockman]

What do you all a fat psychic

A four chin teller.

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[Kevin B.]

Why do cows wear bells?

Their horns don't work.

 

[ID Bronco]

What do you all a fat psychic

A four chin teller.

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This gets great laughs, nice one!

 

[mesha]

I noticed the british say "lift" instead of "elevator".


Maybe my dad is british. He says, "you disappoint me" instead of " I love you".

 

[TJDukit]

The name Microsoft is antonym of viagra.

 

[Greg]

 

[mesha]

What do you call a child with no friends?



a sandy hook survivor.

 

[ID Bronco]

What do you call a child with no friends?



a sandy hook survivor.

Holy smokes that may be past my acceptable filter. Yikes

 

[jeeper]

What do you call a child with no friends?



a sandy hook survivor.

Um. Wow.

 

[McFate]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.