Lame Joke Thread

[TJDukit]

Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?

Everywhere.

 

[jeeper]

What is Black and Screams??







Stevie wonder answering the iron.

 

[Kevin B.]

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

An immediate withdrawal of your funding and a visit from the Ethics Committee.

 

[moab_cj5]

What is a mans new name that has a sex change operation?










Amanda

 

[mesha]

What didn't the sun go to college?


He already has 6000 degrees.

 

[mesha]

A leaf and an emo fell out of a tree.

Which one landed first?

The leaf. A rope stopped the emo.

 

[Kevin B.]

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

 

[glockman]

I wish my lawn was EMO, then it would cut itself.

A leaf and an emo fell out of a tree.

Which one landed first?

The leaf. A rope stopped the emo.

 

[Hickey]

I wish my lawn was EMO, then it would cut itself.

Most useful Emo evar!

 

[jeeper]

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.






How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.




Can Emo kids eat a Happy Meal?

 

[mesha]

Holy smokes that may be past my acceptable filter. Yikes

Um. Wow.

I guess there are some lines you just don't cross.



like..... the Boston marathon finish line.

 

[Houndoc]

Not sure this thread is headed the right direction. Somehow lame crossed into crass and heartless....

 

[McFate]

What's the first thing an astronaut does before hosting a party?

Planet.

EDIT: doh. Should've searched before posting. Someone already shared this one recently.

 

[moab_cj5]

What do Central Americans use to cut their Pizza?



Little Caesars...


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[jeeper]

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...


They always take things literally

 

[McFate]

I thought about a career in archeology, but it seemed like it would only lead to ruins.

 

[Skylinerider]

I was gonna be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.

 

[mesha]

Not sure this thread is headed the right direction. Somehow lame crossed into crass and heartless....

Starting on page 1 of the thread.

 

[mesha]

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs...


They always take things literally

I thought about a career in archeology, but it seemed like it would only lead to ruins.

both of these made me laugh harder than they should have

 

[Kevin B.]

This is not fair!

- A Russian, after you give him bad directions to the fair.