Lame Joke Thread

[Rock Taco]

The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend is you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

As heard around the campfire tonight.

 

[johngottfredson]

The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend is you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

As heard around the campfire tonight.

Too soon...

 

[McFate]

I took the kids to the zoo last weekend, but they only had one dog. It was a shih tzu.

 

[Kevin B.]

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.

 

[mesha]

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.

amazing!

 

[UNSTUCK]

amazing!

When is Kevin going to take his show on the road? I'm sure he has an hour of material.

 

[Kevin B.]

When is Kevin going to take his show on the road? I'm sure he has an hour of material.

Nah, I rip off all my material from other joke threads.

 

[UNSTUCK]

Nah, I rip off all my material from other joke threads.

That's a joke......right?

 

[Kevin B.]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

 

[glockman]

Two great superheros gave their lives today while trying to stop a runaway steamroller.

All will be invited to attend the funerals for Flatman and Ribbon.

 

[Kevin B.]

What has lots of keys but can't unlock anything?

A janitor with no fingers.

 

[Kevin B.]

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo and a lifetime entry on the sex offender list.

 

[rholbrook]

HISTORICAL FACT

Who says building a border wall won't work?
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago
and they still don't have any Mexicans.

 

[jeeper]

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels..

 

[UNSTUCK]

...but it helps with ED.


(So I've heard, but I have no actual knowledge of this, nor do I need to, really.)

 

[Kevin B.]

What mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey.

What dog walks on two legs?

Goofy.

What duck walks on two legs?

All of them, you dummy.

 

[jeeper]

Why do all the women and children get evacuated first during an emergency?






Because it's impossible to get anything fixed with all the screaming and nagging..

 

[rholbrook]

Why do all the women and children get evacuated first during an emergency?



Because it's impossible to get anything fixed with all the screaming and nagging..

AMEN

 

[Kevin B.]

Do you know why President Lincoln has never been convicted of a crime?

Because he's in a cent.

 

[BlueWolfFab]

What do you call crystal clear urine?


























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