Lame Joke Thread
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TJDukit
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S.
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- Clearfield
I think if you read through this thread the award for most messed up jokes would go to Davy. Hilarious non the less.
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- Location
- Stinkwater
Davy's sense of humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Pile of parts
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Jordan
What do you call a Mexican midget?
Paragraph
Because he's not a full essay.
Paragraph
Because he's not a full essay.
rholbrook
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Kaysville, Ut
There is a town near Cedar City founded by two mexican guys.
Parawon My niece told me this one.
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The way I heard this was, What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in the wheelchair.
Parawon My niece told me this one.
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The way I heard this was, What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in the wheelchair.
Pile of parts
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Jordan
Continuing with the south of the border theme....
What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?
Get off me, homes!
What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?
Get off me, homes!
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
If you bought a toupee on a payment plan for your friend Bill, you’d have bills to pay for Bill’s toupee
mighty midjet
Active Member
- Location
- syracuse
- Location
- Stinkwater
What wears sunglasses and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
BlueWolfFab
Running Behind
- Location
- Eagle Mountain
This is my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Ive heard great things about him though, heard he has supported 3 people at one time. But last I heard he was in the 12 step program.
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even.
I laughed super hard at this one.
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What is the difference between justin Bieber and a snickers bar?
the snickers bar has nuts.
- Location
- Stinkwater
I LOVE these jokes.
How is imitation like a plateau?
They are both the highest form of flattery
Why are mountains so funny?
They're hill areas.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
What invention was more important than the first telephone?
The second telephone.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain one.
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The second telephone.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain one.
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- Location
- West Jordan
A duck goes into a pharmacy and asks for lip balm:
Cashier: Yes, we have lip balm. Will you be paying for that with cash?
Duck: Can you put it on my bill?
"What are you drinking son?"
"Soy milk."
"Hola milk, soy padre."
A man finds a suitcase in the woods filled with three raccoons and dials 911:
"911 - please state your emergency."
"I just found a suitcase filled with three raccoons."
"That's awful. Are they moving?"
"I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Cashier: Yes, we have lip balm. Will you be paying for that with cash?
Duck: Can you put it on my bill?
"What are you drinking son?"
"Soy milk."
"Hola milk, soy padre."
A man finds a suitcase in the woods filled with three raccoons and dials 911:
"911 - please state your emergency."
"I just found a suitcase filled with three raccoons."
"That's awful. Are they moving?"
"I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.