sixstringsteve
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- Location
- UT
You know it!
Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
- Start date
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- Stinkwater
The first alphabet only had 25 letters.
Nobody knew why.
Nobody knew why.
ID Bronco
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- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
two Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says, "Is this Whiskey?"
The other one replies, "Yes, but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank"
The other one replies, "Yes, but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank"
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
After some time jobless I finally gave in and took a job circumcising elephants..................the base pay isn't great, but the tips are HUGE!
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
What's a Mennonites favorite kind of Raisin?
A barn raisin'!
A barn raisin'!
- Location
- Stinkwater
I tried to tell a joke about unemployment, but it didn't work.
- Location
- Stinkwater
Horse walks into a bar and orders a bucket of beer. Bartender says "you drink a lot, are you sure you're not an alcoholic?" Horse thinks about it a bit and says "I don't think I am"... and promptly vanishes from existence.
See, that was a joke about Descartes famous line, "I think, therefor I am". But if I'd mentioned that first, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
See, that was a joke about Descartes famous line, "I think, therefor I am". But if I'd mentioned that first, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
How come blind people don't skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
That one seems backward...
Thursty
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- Green River
??♂️ Yup!
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
I heard they've officially change the name of the coronavirus, its now known as the Kung Flu.
RockChucker
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- Location
- Highland
Are you saying that everyone is kung flu fighting? Are they fast as lightning?
4x4_Welder
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- Location
- Twin Falls, ID
They're coughing as fast as lightning
And the future is a little bit frightening-
- Location
- Stinkwater
I accidentally handed my wife the glue stick instead of her chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me.
She still isn't talking to me.
- Location
- Draper, UT
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
- Location
- West Haven, UT
After a loooong ass day yesterday and I finally made it home I had a package arrive. I guess I was a bit punchy and trying to lighten the mood with my wife so I showed her my Utah care package that came.
They’re multi-purpose.
Mike
They’re multi-purpose.
Mike
- Location
- Stinkwater
Today I found a quarter in my shoe and thought that was strange. Then I saw it was a nickel and that made even less cents.