- Location
- Stinkwater
My friend works in a factory making plastic vampires. There's only two of them right now, so he has to make every second count.
Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
- Start date
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
My daughter put these in my Fathers Day card:
Two fish are in a tank & one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
How do you count cows? You use a Cow culator.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? She kept running from the ball.
What's E.T. short for?...........................................He has little legs.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? Abracadabrador!
What is the medical term for too many dogs? A Roverdose!
Two fish are in a tank & one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
How do you count cows? You use a Cow culator.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? She kept running from the ball.
What's E.T. short for?...........................................He has little legs.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? Abracadabrador!
What is the medical term for too many dogs? A Roverdose!
4x4_Welder
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Twin Falls, ID
What's a rock group with four guys who don't sing?
Mt. Rushmore
Mt. Rushmore
- Location
- Stinkwater
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Bricks.
What's grey and can't fly?
Parking lots.
Bricks.
What's grey and can't fly?
Parking lots.
- Location
- Stinkwater
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
No tomatoes.
Thursty
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Green River
rholbrook
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Kaysville, Ut
Ed can walk to the bar in 10 min. Walking home takes him 45 min. The difference is staggering.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Did you hear the pun about paper? Never mind, it's terrible.
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
Why couldn't the pony sing in the choir?
He was a little horse
He was a little horse
- Location
- Grand Junction, CO
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
What kind of whiskey do dogs like best?
Jack Spaniels
Jack Spaniels
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
Congratulations! You have shared the best, lame joke in this thread!
I have to be good at something, my wife will be very proud.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
Why can't your nose be 12" long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What starts with P and ends with E and has thounds of letters?
Post office.
How many books can you fit in an empty backpack?
One, then it's not empty.
Because then it would be a foot.
What starts with P and ends with E and has thounds of letters?
Post office.
How many books can you fit in an empty backpack?
One, then it's not empty.
ID Bronco
Registered User
- Location
- Idaho Falls, ID
Where do cows do most of their shopping?
From Cow talogs
From Cow talogs
Houndoc
Registered User
- Location
- Grantsville
I have a friend who used to race cars. Turns out he wasn't very successful. The cars where always faster. (stolen from Fozzie Bear).
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
- Location
- Pleasant Grove
If you scream through a colander, you'll strain your voice.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
- Location
- The Land Northward (Bountiful), Utah
