Lame Joke Thread

[Gravy]

My crazy uncle said he found a new source of cheap meat.

Deer testicles.


They're under a buck.

 

[Gravy]

My friend went completely bald a few years ago...but still carries a comb with him...




He just can't part with it

 

[jeeper]

Out on a multiple day street bike ride with dad and brothers.
We went for a short hike. When we got back to our bikes my brother says
‘Oops, I left my key in my bike. Some one could have stolen it!’

My dad says ‘oh, come on. Who’d want to steal a key??’

🤣

 

[UNSTUCK]

I think I could be good friends with your dad. 😂

 

[bryson]

 

[Thursty]

 

[Thursty]

Three moles in a tunnel headed towards a bakery. The first mole says “I smell sugar”. The second mole says “ I smell cinnamon”. Third mole says “I smell mol-asses”.

 

[Kevin B.]

I once got in trouble when i was hired to renovate a church. I had mixed in too much solvent when putting the paint into the sprayer, so it ended up looking runny and just terrible. The priest who hired me took one look at it and to me to repaint and thin no more.

 

[Rot Box]

 

[Houndoc]

 

[Houndoc]

Of all the inventions of the last century, the whiteboard is probably the most remarkable.

 

[Rot Box]

 

[Kevin B.]

The Beastie Boys are releasing a five part anthology. Parts A through D are free on their website, but there's only a limited number of the last one available. You're going to have to fight for your right to Part E.

 

[bryson]

 

[Rot Box]

Groan….. lol

 

[Kevin B.]

This Halloween, don't let your kids run around in pirate costumes. They might put an aye out.

 

[Gravy]

 

[UNSTUCK]

When does Gravy become a woman?


When his nails are fully painted. 😳

 

[rholbrook]

When does Gravy become a woman?


When his nails are fully painted. 😳

I thought it was when he becomes a middle age chubby person person with fully painted nails

 

[ID Bronco]

so if a joke becomes a dad joke when it's apparent,

When does a dad joke become a mom joke?


When it's transparent.