Lame Joke Thread

[mesha]

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand.


It's seven.

I love this so much.

 

[RockChucker]

What do you call a pirate with 2 arms, 2 legs and 2 eyes?




















A beginner.

 

[Kevin B.]

My wife left me again because she was tired of me taking her wheelchair.

That's ok, she always comes crawling back.

 

[mesha]

Why did Timmy cross the road?



He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

 

[Kevin B.]

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong".

 

[BlueWolfFab]

Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. With his odd diet, he also suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super callused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[Kevin B.]

Difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.

 

[BlueWolfFab]

What do you call a small waffle dropped on the beach?

San Diego.

 

[mesha]

My grandpa has the heart of a lion.




Now he is banned from the zoo.

 

[BlueWolfFab]

'*****'s Belt is just a waist of space'

"That's a terrible joke, only 3 stars".

 

[BlueWolfFab]

lol I didn't know O R I O N was a swear word

 

[Kevin B.]

How did the flat earther travel around the world?

On a plane.

 

[Houndoc]

I tried to catch some fog yesterday.

Mist.

 

[mesha]

Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships?





So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

 

[Hickey]

Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships?





So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

 

[tv_larsen]

 

[jeeper]

^^ Thats great





How Long is an Asian name..

 

[Thursty]

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?


Someone told him to get a long little doggie.

 

[Houndoc]

My neighbor started a yacht building business in his attic. Sails are going through the roof.

 

[ID Bronco]

What does the mermaid use to clean her fin?

Tide

What do you call a camel in a drought?

A dry humper