Lame Joke Thread

[mesha]

I love jokes that most consider lame. If you have one let me know.
I'll start

What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?




An elephant with diarrhea.

ba dum tish

 

[YOUKNOW]

What did the pirate say when he was asked why he was wearing a steering wheel for a belt buckle?

Pirate: Aarrrrr, It drives me nuts!

 

[turbohaulic]

*What do you call a fly with its wings pulled off?
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A Walk!!


*Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

 

[SAMI]

What do you call a cow with two legs?


... Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?


... Ground beef.

 

[rholbrook]

A bear and a rabbit were out taking a pooh in the woods. The bear leaned over to the rabbit and said, "Mr. Rabbit, do you have problems with pooh sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said,"Why no, of course not." So the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit.

 

[BCGPER]

TACOMA!



(it just don't get any lamer)

 

[cannoncrawler]

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?






a Buck an ear











How much did the pirate pay for corn on the cob?

 

[I Lean]

What did the snail say when he was riding on a turtle's back?








Wheeeeeeee!

 

[I Lean]

A siamese cat walked into a bar and ordered two beers.

Get it?

 

[Thursty]

What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls?
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Walk him and pitch to the Rhino!

 

[I Lean]

What do you do with an Elephant with balls?
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Walk him and pitch to the Rhino!

Don't you mean "with 3 balls"?

 

[Cody]

What's the difference between a cat and a sentence?



One has claws at the end of it's paws, and the other has a pause at the end of it's clause.

lol, I love that joke

 

[Cherokeester]

What's the difference between a cat and a sentence?



One has claws at the end of it's paws, and the other has a pause at the end of it's clause.

lol, I love that joke

Cody, this is supposed to be a lame joke thread, that is a really good one.

 

[LT.]

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

LT.

 

[UNSTUCK]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?





Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?




Matt.

 

[mikkop64]

Why did the Elephant cross the road ?











Because it was the Chickens day off :greg:

 

[I Lean]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?





Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?




Matt.

In that same series:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?



Phil.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing?




Skip.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?



Russel.

 

[rholbrook]

Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod

Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"

 

[YOUKNOW]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?





Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?




Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a grill?

Frank.

 

[pELYgroso]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a grill?

Frank.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt



How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

Wave



What did they call batman and robin after they got run over by a bus?

Flatman and Ribbon