OK Bearded guys...

[Kiel]

They say shampoo and conditioner actually dries out a beard. As for time savings, It takes less then 10 seconds to use the beard balm. Far less then shampoo and conditioner

 

[UNSTUCK]

The next question then is flammability? Last thing I need to do is get to close to the grinder/welder sparks and have my face burst into flames. If not, I might have to try some.

 

[Kiel]

nothing flammable in them. Beard oil is actually referring to natural oils and butters. But I could make you up something petroleum based just for giggles.

 

[Kiel]

obviously there are some beard balm and beard in general nay sayers! So obviously we need pics. Here's my I don't give a eff beard balm pic. By the way the wife hates it!

 

[Greg]

Why are you posing next to 'Cooking Light'?? I think the wife is trying to tell you something....

 

[Kiel]

I saw that lol. I was drinking outta state draft beer when I took it if that offsets?

 

[Herzog]

When I had what I thought was a beard and others though was just some weird stringy dirt on my face, I just used coconut oil. Worked well. But obviously I'm just here typing random shit and you shouldn't take my advice.

 

[Kiel]

pictures of said dirty face

 

[smartass_kid]

mine is pretty scraggly, I used cheap shampoo and conditioner 2 or 3 times a week. I've looked into oils and stuff but don't think I would like greasy feeling.

 

[Herzog]

mine is pretty scraggly, I used cheap shampoo and conditioner 2 or 3 times a week. I've looked into oils and stuff but don't think I would like greasy feeling.

The right ones don't feel greasy.

 

[BoostedRNR]

Damn, I would kill for a beautiful beard like Kiel's. I'm almost 30 and have the most baby smooth face I've ever seen, lame.

 

[jpest]

The best solution for beard care- Cut it off.

 

[Kevin B.]

The best solution for beard care- Cut it off.

That requires shaving though, which is hardly an appropriate solution for anything.

 

[Herzog]

pictures of said dirty face

I had to search, but I think this was from around February...?

 

[I Lean]

^^Icky.

 

[Herzog]

^^Icky.

It was an experiment, for science!

Elite beard snob.

 

[Herzog]

What's next, a thread about hugs?

I thought there was already a thread about that? If not, let the remainder of this thread be about hugs.

 

[Kevin B.]

But not oily ones.

 

[I Lean]

Elite beard snob.

I can't be a beard snob, as I don't currently have much of one. I'm working on it though!

I'll be waiting for my hug.

 

[TRD270]

I can't be a beard snob, as I don't currently have much of one. I'm working on it though!

I'll be waiting for my hug.

Someone please photoshop some clown makeup on this please, about the only way to make that picture of Carl scarier