Lame Joke Thread

[jeeper]

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?






A woman.

 

[UNSTUCK]

Nothing lame about that one!

 

[TJDukit]

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office...I will find you...you have my Word.

 

[UNSTUCK]

Yeah, that's what this thread is about. Good one.

 

[glockman]

Why aren't women logical?

They only have 0's and no 1's.

 

[RockChucker]

 

[mesha]

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?




Hypothermia.

 

[mesha]

what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed



Oh sheet!

 

[UNSTUCK]

What did the blanket say to the righteous sheet?


Holy sheet!

 

[Kevin B.]

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs.

 

[Kevin B.]

What do you get when you cross the freeway on a bike? Run over.


What does a six foot tall butcher weigh? Meat.

 

[mesha]

In WWII france a small family was hiding from the Nazi bombings. During a particularly bad drop they decided to hide in a new place. Where did that small family go during the bombing?






everywhere.

 

[smartass_kid]

for some reason I thought this was too funny to not share

 

[glockman]

When oxygen started dating magnesium, I was like O Mg.

 

[clfrnacwby]

Why did the Cowboy adopt a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

 

[amp713]

I was gonna tell an Ebola joke.... But you probably wont get it....

 

[clfrnacwby]

Have you seen the new movie Constipation?

Neither have I...it hasn't come out yet.

 

[UNSTUCK]

That joke stinks (or will stink when it comes out).

 

[BlueWolfFab]

Dan wrote this one on FB...

A penguin waddles into an airport and a TSA officer stops him and says...

"Penguins can't fly"

 

[mesha]

Dan wrote this one on FB...

A penguin waddles into an airport and a TSA officer stops him and says...

"Penguins can't fly"

HAHAHAHAHA