Lame Joke Thread
- Thread starter mesha
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- Stinkwater
hahahaha
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- Stinkwater
I just walked into Autozone for a brake light bulb. I forgot what the number was, so I asked the kid at the counter to look it up for me. "1999 4Runner", I said. "4Runner, 4Runner, 4Runner", he says, paging through his dropdown list. "That's Ford right?" It gets better. He's going through all his options, which motor, which transmission, 2wd or 4wd, none of which is relevant but whatever. His last question? Front or rear.
For a brake light.
I wish this was a joke. I don't know why I set foot in that place.
For a brake light.
I wish this was a joke. I don't know why I set foot in that place.
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- Stinkwater
Those are great. Almost as good as dead baby jokes.
glockman
I hate Jeep trucks
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- Pleasant Grove
How do you catch a polar bear.
Dig a hole in the ice and put meat next to it.
When the bear starts eating the meat, you kick him in the ice hole.
Dig a hole in the ice and put meat next to it.
When the bear starts eating the meat, you kick him in the ice hole.
Chase39
Active Member
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- West Valley City, UT
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.
Bob.
UNSTUCK
But stuck more often.
Say no more. This is as bad as a joke can get.
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- Stinkwater
What does an eskimo make a sandwich out of?
B-r-r-r-r-r-read.
B-r-r-r-r-r-read.
love it!
ID Bronco
Registered User
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- Idaho Falls, ID
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- Stinkwater
Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet under instead of six?
Because deep down they're really good people.
Because deep down they're really good people.
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- Stinkwater
Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says "there's something fishy about this"...
Two fish are in a tank. One says "how do you drive this thing?"
Two fish are in a tank. One says "how do you drive this thing?"
TJDukit
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S.
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- Clearfield
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
Bison
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- Stinkwater
DV: Luuuuuuuuke. (raspy breathing) I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke.
L: (whining) How could you know that? You're not my father!
DV: (raspy) Because, Luke, I felt your presents.
L: (whining) How could you know that? You're not my father!
DV: (raspy) Because, Luke, I felt your presents.
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- Stinkwater
^ all good